How to Get Wine While Staying the Fuck Home

In America, we’re at a fork in the road. One path, the one of staying the fuck home, leads to another few weeks of social distancing. We miss the beginning of spring. The other path, the path of continuing to go out and about, leads to us having to stay inside the rest of the damn year (not to mention more people getting sick). It’s an easy choice–STAY THE FUCK HOME. I get it though. This happened pretty fast. You’re out of wine. You want to support small businesses–and you should. You want to support local wineries. What do you do?

If you have a winery you’re a particularly large fan of, now is the time to join their wine club! Want some more variety? The following wineries are offering shipping specials. I’ll continue to update this list if I learn of any others.

King Family Vineyards // Free shipping for any order of six bottles or more.

Old Westminster Winery // Free delivery to residents of Carroll, Baltimore, Howard, Montgomery, and Frederick counties in MD for any order $75+ by the vineyard owners! Free Fedex delivery anywhere else.

Walsh Family Wine // $4 shipping on 4+ bottles with code SPRINGWINES.

Blenheim Vineyards // Free shipping for online orders over $50.

Cana Vineyards // Free shipping on 4+ bottles and free shipping to club members. All online and phone orders are 10% off or 20% off for members.

Breaux Vineyards // Free shipping on 4+ bottles.

Albemarle CiderWorks // Free Shipping on orders of 6+ bottles.

Knights Gambit Vineyard // $5 local delivery to Charlottesville residents, with the $5 fee being donated to area food banks.

Boxwood Estate Winery // Free shipping on 3+ bottles with code 3SHIPFREE.

Early Mountain Vineyards // Free shipping on 3+ bottles.

Williamsburg Winery // Free shipping for wine club members & free shipping for orders $75+ with code WWFREESHIP.

Arterra Wines // Free shipping for 3+ bottles with code MARCH1.

Naked Mountain Winery // 30% off cases or 15% off other purchases. Free shipping on 2+ bottles.

Sunset Hills // $5 flat rate shipping on any purchse.

Tarara Winery // 2+ bottles are free shipping with code HEALTHY2020. 10% of sales go directly to staff.

Fabbioli Cellars // 6+ bottles for 20% off and free shipping. 12+ bottles for 25% off and free shipping.

Ashton Creek Vineyard // Free shipping for 3+ bottles and curbside pickup.


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